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Meeting Notes
by Edward Covelli
Round Table
NO MEETING NEXT WEEK!
| President's Note
by Lisa Gold
Sat. Nov 21 Rotary Leadership Institute at Mount St. Mary College in Newburgh from 7:45 until after lunch.
As you can see there is an autumn cornucopia of activities; plan accordingly.
Please remember Lucas in your plans for dinner or other activities. He would love to experience everything!
Lisa
| Another Successful CAP Soup Kitchen Event
by Lisa Gold
More than 31 individuals enjoyed stew and apple crisp on Tuesday, Nov. 17th at the CAP Soup Kitchen.
Denise Brown chaired a very successful lunch, and the following people were there to lend a helping hand:
Al Lotrecchiano and Bob Gentile manned the stove; Rose and John Gaughen, Amy Covais, Peter Fluchere, Don Grenier, and Mary Shanley helped with prepping vegetables and setting up for lunch;
Tony Maccarini, Ed Covelli and Charles Stein helped to serve lunch; Peggy Garland joined the group for clean-up time. Special thanks to Dimmy Lotrecchiano, who prepared the apple crisp, Connie Fagan, who baked delicious cookies, and Olivia Covelli and Marta Maresco for helping to serve dessert.
Lisa Gold functioned as an all round gopher and helper as needed.
Thanks to all of you who made this lunch a delicious treat for all who attended. | Weekly Humor:
by Edward Covelli
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a
nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.
8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel
so good.
11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Embrace your differences. Love each other.
14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness
of the waist change places.
16. Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.
17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.
18. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
19. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize
a mistake when you make it again.
20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
22. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the
real world.
23. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
24. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'
25. People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
26. You should not confuse your career with your life.
27. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
28. Never lick a steak knife.
29. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
30. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear
and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
31. You should never say anything to a woman that even
remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you
can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
32. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of
age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background,
is that, deep down inside .... we ALL believe that we are above
average drivers.
33. Your friends love you anyway.
34. Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
35. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? | |
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