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Some Punishment
Editor: Snow, John
	1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5 In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

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