THE DEBUNKING OF PRESIDENT CAROL:
 
Gary and Pam Jaffe hosted the debunking party once again at their beautiful West Zinfandel home. Silverado Brewery prepared a fabulous meal, with impeccable service followed by an obscenely rich chocolate dessert.  About 70 Rotarians and spouses, and Carol's illustrious fiancé Paul, attended, eating and drinking robustly in anticipation of Carol's debunking trial. It seems that President Carol inadvertently or not (and that is the question for the Jury), repeatedly "shook her bootie" before the entire Rotary Club, an offense so profound that the Club elected to file charges alleging violation of Sec. 14.13 (f)[2] of California's SHAKEDEBOOTIE law. 
 The Accused At The Dock